If only these could be put to good use...

- The ability to identify a F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode by watching just a few frames

- Guessing the mystery killer / twist in the movie 10 minutes before it is revealed

- Looking good in a leather jacket

- An intense dislike for Shahrukh Khan

- Google Wave

- Claiming that one can identify if a girl is a virgin just by looking at her (true story)

- Singing pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya loudly in a college party

- Quoting Seinfeld in seemingly appropriate situations

- Being 3 times stronger/cleaner/sharper/brighter/more effective/

- College tshirts with the college name plastered in an obscenely large font size

- Late comebacks

- Additional unnecessary bullet points