Friday, March 10, 2006

GD/PI

P = Panelist
I = I
Italics = Sub text

I enters the room.

I : Good morning Sir (smile - hope you don't screw me).
P : Sit down. (sigh...another one of those tie-wearing morons). Tell me something about yourself.
I : I am 21 years old. I am currently pursuing graduation in....
P : (flip,,,,flip,,,yawn...)..

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P : Why do you want to do an MBA ?
I : ...I would like to use my entrepreneurial skills and management techniques to... (oh god..how many more jargons will it take for him to perk up)
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P : What is your opinion about this year's budget (smirk - does he even have an opinon ?) ?
I : (pause) I think (or that guy at rediff.com thinks) that this year's budget focusses on 3 major aspects - taxes, amm....amm...I am not sure about the other two.
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P : Do you have a role model ?
I : Yes Sir. I really respect my father..He has been.. (uff...even you know the rest you moron. smile smile.)

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P : Do you think the Sensex is going to rise further ?
I : I feel there are 3 major factors. (how the hell am I supposed to know ?). Firstly, the economy with its (GDP, GDPI, PDI, FDI, FII F*CK ...)...Then, we also have international relations with (aaaaaahh....)

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P : What are the disaster management techniques that are involved in architecture ?
I : (Noooo...not that crap. please !). Building can be reinforced against earthquakes using three methods....


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P : Do you want to ask us anything ?
I : (Have I got selected ? HAVE I GOT SELECTED ?) What are the kind of career options that I can....

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-- I hate this process of reading things I don't want to, forging opinions that aren't mine.
-- I loathe the fact that we have to sell ourselves as leaders, people who are different, creative, team workers, assertive - ALL AT THE SAME TIME !
-- I hate GD's, where nobody's listening and everyone is just waiting for their turn to speak. It's similar to reality, just slightly exaggerated.
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"Life- loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it" - Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy

6 comments:

  1. I will be there on ur convo date from any of the IIMs...

    Really need to see wht sort of a manager u 'blossom' out to be... :)

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  2. Is this really the case with IIM interviews..??

    They are supposed to be very professional kind right ?? Atleast this is what the other people get to hear or is it similar to the hype for IITs created outside ?

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  3. you have three great options..
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    congrats for being the great confused manager

    sell urself there is no other way out!

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  4. sorry to tell u but u r tagged...check out my latest post

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  5. :) Nice. Hope it went well. Sometimes life expects you to do things you realy dont like or dont want to. I guess it is okay if it is for a good thing to follow. :)

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  6. 1 - 1000 words - no meanign
    2 - 1000 words - no meaning
    3 - 2000 words - no meaning
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    5 - 1000 words - no meaning
    6 - 5000 words - no meaning
    7 - 1000 words - no meaning
    8 - 1000 words - no meaning

    Welcome To the GD :


    Person One : 1000 words( Smile)
    Person two : 500 words ( Smile)

    Person 3 : 100 words
    ( 90 , no one knows what they mean
    10 , sorry , sorry , ...i Dont know)

    ...They Like to Call it PI

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