Monday, May 16, 2005

Imagination...or the lack of it

A week has passed by...
A billion thoughts (or more, or less) passed through my head every day; a few of them were written down.

A husky male voice answered back. The lady tingled with enthusiasm. She recognized the voice. After all, the calls were made quite frequently. The man cleared his throat and said, "Kitne kilo madam ?" She said, "6 kilo. basmati" ....After this my brain-power died and the story took no direction. Here's another unfinished thing :

JYOTI AND THE PINEAPPLE!
* Inspired by 2 individuals - P.G Wodehouse and Jyoti

Thats right ! Pineapple in the middle of Delhi. While others squished and sqaushed their mangoes, Jyoti was one bold gal. There she was, standing at the bus stop with that pineapple in her hand.... Again, a complete lack of imagination...

I also finally managed to rip my worst T-shirt with the most awful catchline. I guess around 40 or more batchmates of mine would have bought this in our first year. It cost a whole sum of seventy five rupees . A memorial to this blunder of mine - A perfect ending to an uninspired blog :

FRONT -->
They say
Guys in the
TOP ENGG
colleges do
nothing but
FLAUNT ....

BACK -->
LOOKOUT !!!
I am from
IIT KGP
And
Amn't I
Modest ?

5 comments:

  1. "Amn't" ???? is that even a word??...stop inventing new words!!! I'm surprised that 40 or so of your batchmates bought a t-shirt flaunting their brilliance when there was a colossal grammatical error on it!!..unless u were talking in an obsolete irish or scottish dialect!!

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  2. Yes. As embarrassing and opprobrious as it may sound,it did happen.

    I thought amn't WAS a legal word. Is it ? Amn't I right :D ?

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  3. well theres a massive debate about its "legality". however, if you follow the debate, most people reject the word.

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  4. Be a sport and don’t hate me…your're tagged!!

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  5. Well, spitty that amn't isnt a word!

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